stagnate
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Sometimes, life moves too fast. Things change too easily, evolution comes to early. It's good, and yet, it's bad.
I hope I don't sound like a three-year-old whining about how hard life is because to be honest, I don't have the right to. 17 years on Earth is hardly enough time to experience all that life has to offer, good and bad.
On a less depressing note, let me tell you about my latest read! Thy book is none other than MAY CONTAIN NUTS by John O'Farrell. It's a refreshing read, talking about a SUPER kiasu mother who has taken the welfare of her children way too far.
How kiasu you may ask? Read it, if you're craving for something different from your typical teen reads which is nothing far from drugs, proms, and BGRs.
Ok I'm tongue tied already. Cya.
back
Friday, July 10, 2009
I woke up with startle at 7am this morning because I realized that I had slept through the night. Ok, I know I sound nonsensic. I mean, who doesn't sleep through the night right?
Thing is, last night, I was reading this book in my bed and feeling drowsy, I settled into bed with the intention of taking a power nap. But of course, things never turn out my way. Power nap evolved into Deep REM sleep. Haha. So basically, I had a total of 11 hours of sleep.
Eat your heart out, Insomniacs!
lol.
Oh and by the way, lack of posts is due to the fact that there's either something wrong with my broadband or with Blogger. Previously, the two times I tried to create a post ended up with an unresponsive webpage.
Ah well, at least it's alright now :)
utter chaos
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Six days after school reopened.
Jackson is history
Friday, June 26, 2009
Michael Jackson. Dead. Can't believe it.
Wasn't he preparing for a slew of concerts in London? The big Michael Comeback? Oh my. His fans would be crushed. And broke.
Ah well.
now you see me, now you don't!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Clone Stamp Tool removes objects from pictures just like how a magician makes a live bunny rabbit disappear into thin air with a wave of his (not trying to be sexist here) crafty fingers!
Magic is way overrated.
how to do it: http://pinkzap.com/tutorial/removing-items-from-photographs-and-making-them-usable-for-copy/#more-587
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009
I should have been a Caucasian. A young, male Caucasian who dropped out of high school but eventually turned into a millionaire on the set of Who's Smarter Than A Fifth Grader. Situational irony. Haha.
But that's not really the point.
The point is, I should have been a Caucasian because I love pizza. I can never get tired of it. Imagine warm bread under the weight of melted cheese coupled with a crunchy crust... Now my stomach's howling!!!
That is why we have to be thankful for Canadian Pizza. Yes the 2 for 1 pizza chain! Before Canadian came along Pizza Hut was charging us sky high prices for something we could have gotten double for! And that, is cheating. Daylight robbery. Deceit!!!
I bet after Canadian broke into the (awfully minuscule) pizza scene in Singapore, Pizza Hut suffered a HUGE LOSS (neh neh ni poo poo!). I mean, would you rather get two pizzas for the price of one with free delivery or a pizza for the price of two with the addition of delivery charges? Mathematicians and ordinary people like me who had never been to Italy would choose the former. Then spit at the latter.
Die Pizza Hut, DIE!!!
Haha. Btw when I say I should have been a Caucasian, I would look like this:
Yup, Robert Pattinson. (Without the beard. And the bad hair.)
I can suck people's blood (Twilight, duh!) and get to be the subject of every teenage girl's adoration (mind you, I'm still straight!) and at the same time, EAT PIZZA EVERYDAY.
At this point, there'll always be someone who'll say: You don't have to be a Caucasian to eat pizza everyday!
Of course, pizza knows no ethnicity. An African can eat pizza! A Korean can eat pizza! Everyone can eat pizza! So who or what is stopping me from devouring them?
The answer is simple: RICE
For centuries, Asians have been eating rice like how humans drink water. Rice is our staple. Our need. Our nutrition. We have been eating rice for so long that it'll be weird if we stop spooning rice all of sudden.
It's like a classic case of betrayal.
Like leaving Zhang Ziyi for Megan Fox. Or Gong Li for Angelina Jolie. No matter how much we love Megan or Angelina, we'll always give Ziyi or Gong Li a consolatory glance that lasts a millisecond. (Now that's not to say I don't adore Asian stars, especially how Gong Li migrated here. We are one Singapore~)
SO! After all that deviation, what I'm saying is that Caucasians basically treat pizza like a staple so that's why I hope to be one of them.
Oh, and did I mention I don't really like the taste of rice?
That'll have to be in another post.
Sigh. I guess I became a gourmet overnight.
photoshop!!!
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Thank God for photoshop tutorials.
Now I know how to change people's hair colours, from blue to green to blonde to brown to red!
However, I realised that this technique doesn't work with black hair... It works okay on brown and best on blonde.
*tsk*
Even Adobe's for blondes!!!
Before: Hannah Montana with her blonde tresses...
After: Hannah Montana with red (or is it pink?) hair! Matches her jacket doesn't it?
Before: Alba's blonde-brownish hair.
After: Alba's a redhead! However, the effects not nearly as great cos she's got brown highlights and brown doesn't work well with this technique ;(
